Channel: Fake Cop
Description:
Found this tasty Spanish treat hanging out on my terrace, like she owned the place! The chick could barely speak a word of English, and didn't seem to understand when I told her it was my casa she was sunbathing on. I checked to see if anything had been nicked from the house, then patted her down to see if she was lying, but she had nothing on her but a tight little outfit. When I told her it was okay, she could sunbathe here anytime, the cheeky bird asked me if I had a big truncheon! Now that's an invitation I can get behind. I brought the hot senorita into the house and whip... Read more